tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20213513261455550132023-06-20T21:10:27.874-07:00Real Status UpdatesLet's be honest.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-6549987242259747612009-03-03T14:19:00.000-08:002009-03-03T14:21:15.338-08:00Full Frontal Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Greg </span>doesn't know his fly is open. . . . Way open.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-90106650817032678122009-02-20T18:00:00.000-08:002009-02-20T18:02:49.792-08:00Delusional Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Carl </span>knows she's out of his league, doesn't know him, and has yet to realize he's on the train, but all the same he's pretty sure he has a future with that woman.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-48595198126471123652009-02-19T15:19:00.001-08:002009-02-19T15:21:24.787-08:00Verbal Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Jules </span>uses the f-word like the Smurfs would have if they were called the Effs.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-34047696402730097082009-02-18T21:12:00.000-08:002009-02-18T21:13:44.332-08:00Spoiler Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Evan </span>just gave away the American Idol results on twitter.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-71831448370306749902009-02-18T12:16:00.000-08:002009-02-18T12:18:54.591-08:00Imaginary Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Carol </span>just imagined she was the boss and fired everybody.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-87418074319073259692009-02-17T11:45:00.000-08:002009-02-17T11:46:56.165-08:00Doubtful Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Jeremy </span>doesn't believe anything anybody says about their kids. They're all stupid, underdeveloped monsters.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-23127641734297952032009-02-16T08:37:00.000-08:002009-02-20T18:06:20.739-08:00Amusing Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Jason </span>didn't hear a single word of that joke, but he still laughed in an attempt to end the conversation.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-8263798305116302362009-02-12T22:08:00.000-08:002009-02-12T22:11:55.096-08:00Identification Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Matt </span>is pretty sure that hair is his.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-10532984538782079332009-02-12T22:05:00.000-08:002009-02-12T22:08:18.485-08:00Belated Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Harold </span>is thinking about a kid in sixth grade that he wishes he would have punched.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-78029241819705984732009-02-12T22:03:00.000-08:002009-02-12T22:05:10.386-08:00Smiling Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Caroline </span>isn't smiling, because no one is looking and she doesn't have to.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-55276218618685556012009-02-12T14:00:00.001-08:002009-02-12T14:01:09.404-08:00Religious Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Joseph </span>is not really Jewish; he just says that to get out of stuff.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-69547859483368636532009-02-12T12:16:00.000-08:002009-02-12T12:17:35.573-08:00Idol Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Katherine </span>McPharted.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-46044842223772107482009-02-12T12:13:00.000-08:002009-02-12T12:14:41.211-08:00Writing Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Ron </span>spent 45 minutes coming up with this.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-85059333000202136042009-02-12T09:21:00.000-08:002009-02-12T09:24:00.091-08:00Vision Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Virginia </span>has no clue, but her mind is made up, regardless.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-17349550509269637052009-02-12T07:24:00.000-08:002009-02-12T07:27:16.854-08:00Dunkin Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Owen </span>ate the last donut.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-89278079998023196722009-02-12T07:20:00.000-08:002009-02-12T07:23:01.516-08:00Stray Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Jeremy </span>has a solitary flyaway nose hair unseen only to him.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-65819253913879526282009-02-11T21:59:00.000-08:002009-02-11T22:01:12.345-08:00I Don't Mean To Be a Status<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Ann </span>fully intended to be rude.</div>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-50302614062573334892009-02-11T21:56:00.000-08:002009-02-11T21:58:29.546-08:00Stuck in Your Head Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Jessie </span>paints a picture about how it's gonna be.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-3802470422043945152009-02-11T21:53:00.000-08:002009-02-11T21:56:43.072-08:00Reality Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Tiger Woods</span> is better than you.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-68726941913944695652009-02-11T21:52:00.000-08:002009-02-11T21:56:07.969-08:00Elevated Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Carrie </span>thinks she's better than you.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-77491245988945097782009-02-11T21:48:00.000-08:002009-02-11T21:50:41.637-08:00Aiming Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Simon </span>got a little on the seat. . . . It'll dry.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-78014383204950138782009-02-11T14:15:00.000-08:002009-02-11T14:17:40.591-08:00Proofreading Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Jason </span>is loves his hot yummy Starbucks on such am rainy day.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-82176370920549067792009-02-11T14:11:00.001-08:002009-02-11T14:15:13.245-08:00Job Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Uniqua </span>just got fired. Bad economy or no, she's really happy about it.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-42999808794186101442009-02-11T14:09:00.000-08:002009-02-11T14:15:04.234-08:00Prayer Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Frank </span>just told someone he would pray for them . . . but it's not gonna happen.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021351326145555013.post-86266707244096074522009-02-11T12:11:00.000-08:002009-02-11T14:14:47.822-08:00Work Status<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Joshua </span>is stealing his paycheck.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04795756912910835287noreply@blogger.com0