Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Full Frontal Status




Greg
doesn't know his fly is open. . . . Way open.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Delusional Status




Carl knows she's out of his league, doesn't know him, and has yet to realize he's on the train, but all the same he's pretty sure he has a future with that woman.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Verbal Status




Jules uses the f-word like the Smurfs would have if they were called the Effs.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Spoiler Status




Evan just gave away the American Idol results on twitter.

Imaginary Status




Carol
just imagined she was the boss and fired everybody.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Doubtful Status




Jeremy
doesn't believe anything anybody says about their kids. They're all stupid, underdeveloped monsters.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Amusing Status




Jason
didn't hear a single word of that joke, but he still laughed in an attempt to end the conversation.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Identification Status




Matt is pretty sure that hair is his.

Belated Status




Harold is thinking about a kid in sixth grade that he wishes he would have punched.

Smiling Status




Caroline
isn't smiling, because no one is looking and she doesn't have to.

Religious Status




Joseph is not really Jewish; he just says that to get out of stuff.

Idol Status




Katherine
McPharted.