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Let's be honest.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Full Frontal Status
Greg
doesn't know his fly is open. . . . Way open.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Delusional Status
Carl
knows she's out of his league, doesn't know him, and has yet to realize he's on the train, but all the same he's pretty sure he has a future with that woman.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Verbal Status
Jules
uses the f-word like the Smurfs would have if they were called the Effs.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Spoiler Status
Evan
just gave away the American Idol results on twitter.
Imaginary Status
Carol
just imagined she was the boss and fired everybody.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Doubtful Status
Jeremy
doesn't believe anything anybody says about their kids. They're all stupid, underdeveloped monsters.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Amusing Status
Jason
didn't hear a single word of that joke, but he still laughed in an attempt to end the conversation.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Identification Status
Matt
is pretty sure that hair is his.
Belated Status
Harold
is thinking about a kid in sixth grade that he wishes he would have punched.
Smiling Status
Caroline
isn't smiling, because no one is looking and she doesn't have to.
Religious Status
Joseph
is not really Jewish; he just says that to get out of stuff.
Idol Status
Katherine
McPharted.
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